Room to stray.
Express yourself. Find your pack. Return when you feel like it.
An entirely unofficial campaign
ZEF 4
DOG!
The Totally Not Rigged
Race for Dog 2026.
A little more joy. A little less growling. Finally, a candidate with a position on the furniture.
FOR THE PUPS
BY A PUP
BY A PUP
THE PEOPLE’S PUPFORM / GOOD-001
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Exercise your
questionable judgment.
Choose your candidate. The committee has gone to extraordinary lengths to respect your decision.
An election of impeccable pedigree.
Officially unofficial results
Your endorsement.
Impeccable.
Zef wins in a completely unsurprising landslide.
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The platform
Firm convictions.
Soft furnishings.
Better company.
Less territorial behavior. More leaning companionably against one another.
A suitable wardrobe.
A small chest mark for polite introductions. A much louder message on the back.