Room to stray.
Express yourself. Find your pack. Return when you feel like it.
An entirely unofficial campaign
ZEF 4
DOG!
The Completely Rigged
Election of 2026.
A little more joy. A little less growling. Finally, a candidate with a position on the furniture.
FOR THE PUPS
BY A PUP
BY A PUP
THE PEOPLE’S PUPFORM / GOOD-001
Fictional ballot / one obvious choice
Exercise your
questionable judgment.
Choose your candidate. The committee has gone to extraordinary lengths to respect your decision.
A free and fair election. Terms used loosely.
Officially unofficial results
Your endorsement.
Impeccable.
Zef wins in a completely unsurprising landslide.
ZEF / AN OVERWHELMING MAJORITY
The committee thanks you for independently arriving at its preferred conclusion.
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The platform
Firm convictions.
Soft furnishings.
Better company.
Less territorial behavior. More leaning companionably against one another.
A suitable wardrobe.
A small chest mark for polite introductions. A much louder message on the back.